Last year, I was challenged by a friend: 30 Boys in 30 Days daw.
The goal was simple - sleep with thirty boys in thirty days. The only caveat, boys from the BPO industry were not to be part of the final tally. The odds were against me. Between stuff that I needed to do, friends I wanted to meet, breakfasts, lunches and dinners, and family time, I knew it was gonna be tough to win. I just promised myself - no extra effort to get laid - I wanted to know how far my "ganda" will take me.
So, here is the final tally.
1. Si Gelo ang buena mano. Seven inches for a Pinoy. Not bad. I met him at the hotel lobby. Unang kita ko pa lang, napangiti ako. Kol sener boy. Hindi counted but he was a good start to fulfilling vacation. Napatunayan ko to when he started undressing in front me. Walang hang ups ang lolo mo. Hubad kung hubad. Natapos kami after an hour or so. Tinanggal ni Gelo ang jetlag ko.
2. Si JM, engineer daw. Bata pa. He's a twink for all intents and purposes. Mabait na bata kaso hindi marunong humalik. He kisses like a newbie. I taught him how. Pinoy size. Not too long. Not too short. Just right. JM became a constant reminder of my past - I used to dig twinks and he was a good sample of how a Pinoy newbie twink should look (and taste) like.
3. Si Mark, uragon. Shy ang loko. Early twenties. Nakilala ko online. Dumating sa unit, sobrang tahimik. When I took off his shirt, medyo nahiya pa sya. "Ok lang yan, don't be shy... ako bahala sa yo...", I assured him. When I grabbed his crotch, tigas ang loko. Mahiyain si Mark but he was oblivious of how hot he was. I enjoyed him in bed, in all fairness.
4. Si Marcus. He's a Bora boy - at least his pictures showed him in trunks while vacationing in Boracay. I checked my notes, and beside his name I wrote a single word "sarap.". Maputi hanggang singit. Malaman. Makatas.
5. Si Sherwin. He lives in Citiland - sa dating teritoryo ni John Stanley. Binisita ko pa isang umaga bago pa man ako makapag-almusal. Read the full story here.
6. Si Jay. Chinito. Napulot ko din online. Beside his name I wrote "boylet". Oo, boylet - maliit na boy. Bwiset.
7. FNU or First Name Unknown. Yan ang tawag ko sa agent na to. Yeah, kol sener agent sya who came over at my place around two in the morning on his break hour. Wham bam thank you ma'm! Malaki ang batang ito and yes, remembering him still makes me smile. Pero hindi din sya counted. Darn it.
8. Si B. I've slept with him before. Or actually, we didn't sleep. We just humped. I met him again at the gym. Apparently, pamilyado na pala ang loko. Oo ako ang kabit. Choz.Read the full story here.
9. Another FNU. I called him Twink with a Cat and beside his name a description "cute with a big dick". Damn it, all I could remember was his dick. Haha. Hindi siguro memorable ang experience namin together. LOL.
10. Another FNU. Another uragon. Bikolano from Ateneo de Naga who went to my place late afternoon. Hindi din sya memorable. Beside his name I wrote - "ok dick".
11. One of my favorite effs. Si Adik. Read the full story here.
12. Si Errol. Supervisor sa isang office. My guess, a kol sener. Madaling araw umariba sa unit ko. In fernezz, malaki. In fernezz, masarap. In fernezz, he made my punanitingle. Ever since he rode the Tristan Express, he's been in touch - asking me when he could ride again. Choz.
13. Si Ken. When I met Ken, walang malisya. Magaling daw sya na masahista. Ako naman, masakit ang kalamnan. I asked him to come over. No hanky panky. No happy ending. It was just business, as usual. Pero sa bawat haplos ni Ken na maskulado with abs, napapaangat ang aking ano. Hindi maitago, tinigasan ako. Pero tuloy pa din ang massage. In short, he was a professional. I enjoyed his massage and I would have left it at that. Subalit datapatwa'y hindi ko sya napigilan nang bigla nya akong sunggaban. Hindi kinaya ng mahina kong katawan ang mga sumunod na nangyari. I was raped. Choz.
14. Si Jun Jun, di tunay na pangalan. Accountant daw sa Tektite. Versa daw sya. Ang usapan, ako ang bottom at sya ang top. Ayoko nang mag-top no! Madalas na expectation yan sa akin sa Amerika. Amputa. Sa gitna ng kaguluhan, sa init ng tanghali sa Pilipinas, tumaas ang kanyang juwet. I had no other choice. Fine, ako na ulit ang top. I never met him up again. LOL.
15. Si A ay madaming A. Atenista. Abogado. Asawa. Asshole. Oo, masama ang ugali nito pero masarap sya. Mahusay kumangkang. Gaya ng nakasanayan, he came to my unit early morning. Undeniably, it was a booty call. At dahil namiss ako ni Atty, nagyaya pa syang magbreakfast. "Meet me up in New York...", ang sabi nya. "We'll see..." at isang bonggang bonggang smile lang ang sagot ko.
16. Si Mike. Syet. Hindi ko sya maalala. All I know is that he's from L.A. Beyond that, wala na. If you're reading this and it fits the bill, call me and remind me how it went. Haha.
17. Si Luke na taga Kalentong. Read the full story here.
18. The Reader. Si Matt. Reader ko daw sya. Read the full story here.
19. Si Boy Blogger. Read the full story here.
20. Si J. Taga-Podium. Read the full story here.
21. Si J. Another gym person. Madaling araw. Mahiyain. Let's leave it at that.
22. Si Ylmaz. Isang malaking buntong hininga lang ang katapat nyan. Oo, ako na si Roffa! Here are Part 1 and Part 2.
23. Si Jake. He could have been a pleasant lay. But, he was annoying. I don't know but I just didn't like him that much.
24. The Valedictorian. Blogger. Yun na. Read the full story here. How about a repeat? Hehe.
The goal was simple - sleep with thirty boys in thirty days. The only caveat, boys from the BPO industry were not to be part of the final tally. The odds were against me. Between stuff that I needed to do, friends I wanted to meet, breakfasts, lunches and dinners, and family time, I knew it was gonna be tough to win. I just promised myself - no extra effort to get laid - I wanted to know how far my "ganda" will take me.
So, here is the final tally.
***
1. Si Gelo ang buena mano. Seven inches for a Pinoy. Not bad. I met him at the hotel lobby. Unang kita ko pa lang, napangiti ako. Kol sener boy. Hindi counted but he was a good start to fulfilling vacation. Napatunayan ko to when he started undressing in front me. Walang hang ups ang lolo mo. Hubad kung hubad. Natapos kami after an hour or so. Tinanggal ni Gelo ang jetlag ko.
2. Si JM, engineer daw. Bata pa. He's a twink for all intents and purposes. Mabait na bata kaso hindi marunong humalik. He kisses like a newbie. I taught him how. Pinoy size. Not too long. Not too short. Just right. JM became a constant reminder of my past - I used to dig twinks and he was a good sample of how a Pinoy newbie twink should look (and taste) like.
3. Si Mark, uragon. Shy ang loko. Early twenties. Nakilala ko online. Dumating sa unit, sobrang tahimik. When I took off his shirt, medyo nahiya pa sya. "Ok lang yan, don't be shy... ako bahala sa yo...", I assured him. When I grabbed his crotch, tigas ang loko. Mahiyain si Mark but he was oblivious of how hot he was. I enjoyed him in bed, in all fairness.
4. Si Marcus. He's a Bora boy - at least his pictures showed him in trunks while vacationing in Boracay. I checked my notes, and beside his name I wrote a single word "sarap.". Maputi hanggang singit. Malaman. Makatas.
5. Si Sherwin. He lives in Citiland - sa dating teritoryo ni John Stanley. Binisita ko pa isang umaga bago pa man ako makapag-almusal. Read the full story here.
6. Si Jay. Chinito. Napulot ko din online. Beside his name I wrote "boylet". Oo, boylet - maliit na boy. Bwiset.
7. FNU or First Name Unknown. Yan ang tawag ko sa agent na to. Yeah, kol sener agent sya who came over at my place around two in the morning on his break hour. Wham bam thank you ma'm! Malaki ang batang ito and yes, remembering him still makes me smile. Pero hindi din sya counted. Darn it.
8. Si B. I've slept with him before. Or actually, we didn't sleep. We just humped. I met him again at the gym. Apparently, pamilyado na pala ang loko. Oo ako ang kabit. Choz.Read the full story here.
9. Another FNU. I called him Twink with a Cat and beside his name a description "cute with a big dick". Damn it, all I could remember was his dick. Haha. Hindi siguro memorable ang experience namin together. LOL.
10. Another FNU. Another uragon. Bikolano from Ateneo de Naga who went to my place late afternoon. Hindi din sya memorable. Beside his name I wrote - "ok dick".
11. One of my favorite effs. Si Adik. Read the full story here.
12. Si Errol. Supervisor sa isang office. My guess, a kol sener. Madaling araw umariba sa unit ko. In fernezz, malaki. In fernezz, masarap. In fernezz, he made my punanitingle. Ever since he rode the Tristan Express, he's been in touch - asking me when he could ride again. Choz.
13. Si Ken. When I met Ken, walang malisya. Magaling daw sya na masahista. Ako naman, masakit ang kalamnan. I asked him to come over. No hanky panky. No happy ending. It was just business, as usual. Pero sa bawat haplos ni Ken na maskulado with abs, napapaangat ang aking ano. Hindi maitago, tinigasan ako. Pero tuloy pa din ang massage. In short, he was a professional. I enjoyed his massage and I would have left it at that. Subalit datapatwa'y hindi ko sya napigilan nang bigla nya akong sunggaban. Hindi kinaya ng mahina kong katawan ang mga sumunod na nangyari. I was raped. Choz.
14. Si Jun Jun, di tunay na pangalan. Accountant daw sa Tektite. Versa daw sya. Ang usapan, ako ang bottom at sya ang top. Ayoko nang mag-top no! Madalas na expectation yan sa akin sa Amerika. Amputa. Sa gitna ng kaguluhan, sa init ng tanghali sa Pilipinas, tumaas ang kanyang juwet. I had no other choice. Fine, ako na ulit ang top. I never met him up again. LOL.
15. Si A ay madaming A. Atenista. Abogado. Asawa. Asshole. Oo, masama ang ugali nito pero masarap sya. Mahusay kumangkang. Gaya ng nakasanayan, he came to my unit early morning. Undeniably, it was a booty call. At dahil namiss ako ni Atty, nagyaya pa syang magbreakfast. "Meet me up in New York...", ang sabi nya. "We'll see..." at isang bonggang bonggang smile lang ang sagot ko.
16. Si Mike. Syet. Hindi ko sya maalala. All I know is that he's from L.A. Beyond that, wala na. If you're reading this and it fits the bill, call me and remind me how it went. Haha.
17. Si Luke na taga Kalentong. Read the full story here.
18. The Reader. Si Matt. Reader ko daw sya. Read the full story here.
19. Si Boy Blogger. Read the full story here.
20. Si J. Taga-Podium. Read the full story here.
21. Si J. Another gym person. Madaling araw. Mahiyain. Let's leave it at that.
22. Si Ylmaz. Isang malaking buntong hininga lang ang katapat nyan. Oo, ako na si Roffa! Here are Part 1 and Part 2.
23. Si Jake. He could have been a pleasant lay. But, he was annoying. I don't know but I just didn't like him that much.
24. The Valedictorian. Blogger. Yun na. Read the full story here. How about a repeat? Hehe.
***
So, in conclusion, I failed the challenge. I did not make it to 30. Twenty four lang, may tatlo pa yata na hindi counted. Ano ba yan! Hindi na talaga ako kagaya ng dati, I have changed. Echos. Kaya nakakahiya man, I was forced to take my twenty four, accept defeat and go back to the US. Pero, I promised myself, on my next trip to the Philippines, I will do better.
Kabahan ka, Pilipinas.
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